john's a bastard. he lives in my neigborhood and has an open invitation to dinner but never takes me up on it

Johnny John John

will give a training today on how to stay in one's dead end job for ten years.

Not that he's quite made it that far, but we're all rooting for him!

today

John Rosenberg ate some cereal.

He will go out to lunch with his personal trainer. He will not be allowed to consume any white flour or sugar.

Someone said, "John is obviously lying."

His girlfriend asked him what they will do for dinner.

What will they do for dinner? And where will he eat lunch?!

re: JR

he thinks he's cupidi think he's stupid

ZING!